Finally....

Ann: "HONEY!, I'M HEADED OUT NOW!"

Nathaniel: "I'm right here. Looks to me like you can't wait to get out of here."

Ann: "Huh, I feel like I have been sitting on the shelf, like forever! As Stacie would say. I hear there are new faces in the community. I haven't been able to catch up with Rita, Dana, Akira and the rest of the ladies."

Nathaniel: "I'm just saying. I could'nt even get some sugar before your left."

Ann: "I tried to give you kiss but when I said I was headed to Saks you turned your head."
Nathaniel: "Somehow you saying Saks and trying to give me some sugar didn't compute in my mind. My thoughts went straight to the expectant bill."

Ann: "Oh Honey, such little faith. I'm just looking. Rita and Akira are doing the shopping, not me. Im just ready to enjoy my dinner at the Cheesecake Factory."
Nathaniel: "Sure. sure. How long have we been married?"
Ann: "Whatever. As former President Obama would say, "Ann Out!"

Nathaniel: "Hello my friends! Notice she didn't say anything about bring me some dinner!? Dotsville has been going through some real life "stuff". Which exactly is what it is "stuff" We know God got our back and the "stuff" will pass!"  As my wife mention, we have had some new faces and hopefully we will be able to meet them soon. I must say, I'm glad to be back!"

It about that time...

(Ann on Bluetooth)

Nathaniel: "Well hello. I have been trying to get in touch with you since you left this morning. Even Beauty didn't stir when you left."

Cara: "Hey Dad!"
Rita: "Hi Nathaniel."
Ann: "I must have my phone on silent. Beauty had a good run this morning, she's good. What's going on with you?"

 

Nathaniel: "A whole lot. Stacie called and wants you to pick her up. Rachel called wanting to know if there was anything else she needs to pick up for you. Alan was trying to get me to watch the kids. Shawyna called because she couldn't reach you. I'm just trying to finish my laundry."

Ann: "Oh no Boo, I'm too busy for ALL that! Including the laundry, hee, hee."

Cara: "I'm not watching NOOO body."

Rita: "You two are funny,  hee, hee."

Nathaniel: "What a minute! Is that Rita?!
Cara: "Hee, hee."
Rita: "No it Rhonda. Rita's sister from another mother."

Nathaniel: "No wonder you've been busy and unable hear your phone. When you two get together the credit card bills are going to start flow like water out of the faucet. I'm not even go to start with the deliveries. I think we might be Amazon overflow facility."
Rita: "I think I'm kinda feeling some kind of way after that comment."
Cara: "Wow, Dad you got a lot of nerve. Why does every Chili's in a 20 mile radius know you personally?"
Ann: "Yes Honey, why is that?

Nathaniel: "Naw Ann. You said you and Cara were going to do some light shopping and with Rita, with you two, there is no such thing."
Rita: "Wow, you are really starting to hurt my feelings."
Cara: "I think I'm feeling some kind of way too Dad."
Nathaniel: "If the truth...."
Ann (interrupting): "You have managed to hurt my good friend and my daughter's feelings. There is only way you can make this all better."
Nathaniel: 'Hee, hee. Sometimes people don't like the truth. Hahahaa, aaahhaaa."

Ann: "Neiman Marcus it is!"
Rita: "I'm down."
Nathaniel:'WHOOAAA!"
Cara: "Buh-bye!"
CLICK!
Ann: "Ladies, let go to Fleming's Steakhouse for lunch then Neiman. I really need to give my husband something to talk about."

(Ladies laughing)

Courage, Pride and Determination.  That's what little girls are made of.
(Author Unknown)

Just Can't Help it.

Tommy: "Grandma! Grandma!!"

Mr. Dotson: "Wait a minute Tommy. Wait for Grandma to get out the car before go charging off.?"

Mrs. Dotson: "Hey Bookie. Honey, I won't even tell you what it looks like from where I am sitting. Hee, heee."

Mr. Dotson: "Well if it not the most beautiful women I know."
Mrs. Dotson: "I'm sure. Especially when you have little ones all over the yard."

 

Tommy: "Grandma, Grandma. I love you."
Nikki: "grandmaaa, gmma. me love."
Mrs. Dotson: "I know Princess. Paris looks content. Let me sit down for a minute."
Nikki: "Me Grandpa."

Mrs. Dotson: "Well hi there Ms. Goo, Goo. You look like you are ready for a nap. Yes, Grandma little angel is looking sooo sleepy"

 

Mrs. Dotson: "Thank goodness it a good day to be out. You seem to have everything under control."

Beauty: "woof."

Mr. Dotson: "Yes Babe, without question. I got everything under control.  You know that's how I roll around here."

Tommy: "Grandma, thank you for my bike. I love you."

Nikki: "love you grandmmaa."

Mr. Dotson: "Just listen to the kids. Grandpa makes them so happy."
 

 





Mrs. Dotson: "Yes, I hear them. This little angel is just about sleep. You must of made a good lunch for them  What did you fix the kids for lunch?"
 

  

 

Nikki: "music, dance. dance grandpa."

Mr. Dotson: "I haven't fixed them any lunch --yet."

Mrs. Dotson: "oh good Lord."

Mr. Dotson: "No really. They arrived in hype mode so I was going to let them run out of energy. Put them down for a nap then get them some lunch when the wake back up."

Nikki: "miiieeee lllaaaaa."

Mrs. Dotson: "Ok, that some control. Paris is just about sleep now. Despite her sister singing. Honey, really? It better to feed Nikki and Tommy before their naps. They tend to sleep longer."

Mr. Dotson: 'Look Beautiful, I am in complete control."
 

 

 

Tommy: "ME NOT SLEEPY GRANDMA.

Beauty: "woof, woooof. WOOOOFFFF."

Mrs. Dotson: "I hear you but I know you are wrong. YOU will be going down for a nap. You and your sister. Grandma loves you two so much, I just want to make sure you get enough rest."

 



Mrs. Dotson: "I'm going to go in here and put Paris down. I have some spaghetti in the freezer and that can be their lunch. I will call you when it ready. In the mean time, you need to get my yard back in order Mr. In Control. I hope you didn't forget the fence is being delivered today."
 

  

 

Mr. Dotson: "Well, hmm. Yes, I did forget. See, I got so wrapped up with the kids staying for a few days. You know Alan loves to spend some alone time with Madison." 

Mrs. Dotson: "Yes, that is why there are three kids now."

Beauty: "WOOF, WOOF."

Mr. Dotson; "Hush Beauty, no one is talking to you. Don't be sounding like a hater when we have five children. I'll get this all cleared up in no time. Come on Tommy, let's get ready for lunch. Grandma going to cook you some spaghetti. Come on."

Tommy: "Ok Grandpa, I help."

 

 

 

Have a great week everyone.

 

 

 

 

Then there were three!

Mr. Dotson: "Tell me Shawna is all this necessary?
Mrs. Dotson: "Of course Dear."
Shawna: "Whatever do you mean Dad. This is the norm?"

Shawna: "I do this everyday.  It so normal to me to make sure I have everything needed."
Mr. Dotson: "Ok Supermom."

Mrs. Dotson: "It really isn't that much."
Shawna: "Let really get you going. Let me go get the kids."

 

Kelly: "HI GRANDPA!"

Dante: "Hi Grandpa and Grandma!"



Mr.  Dotson: "Hold up, hold up, hold up. How did we end up with an extra kid?"
Mrs. Dotson: "Let me move things around and make some room. Honey does it matter? It's is only for a short while."

Mr.. Dotson: "Did she forget what today is!? It's Super Bowl Sunday. Not stick the kids with Mom and Dad. So yes, it does matter."
Mrs. Dotson: "Hey Sweeties! Look at Dante. He's getting so big. No, it doesn't matter, hee hee."
Mr.  Dotson: "Hello, it's Super Bowl Sunday are you with me? Ok so it matter to me."

Shawna: "Mom he might be too heavy for you to pick up. He's solid as a brick."
Mrs. Dotson:  "Hi Dante, Look at you. You are getting so big! Let's get you buckled in."
Dante: "heee, hee."
Kelly: "I love you Grandpa."
Mr. Dotson: "I love you too. Shawna just a reminder it is Super bowl Sunday. You need to get come get your crew at 5pm! Let get you in the car Kelly."

Mr. Dotson: "Remember 5pm. It is Super Bowl Sunday and I want to watch the game and enjoy my snacks like all the other grandparents out there."
Shawna: "Yes Dad I know I will be there by 5pm"
s. Dotson: "In lament terms. He doesn't want to watch the kids. He want to plop down on the couch an eat. Not snack."
Mr. Dotson: "Pretty much. I was trying to be nice. There are children in the car, hee hee."
Shawna: "Bye kids."

 Kelly: "Goodbye Mommy. Bye."
Dante: "Bye. Lets go fast Grandpa."



 

Mrs. Dotson: "Doesn't he sound so cute! It nice to have them for a few hours today."

Mr. Dotson: "Just remember, only for a few hours. I'm going to need a nap before the came even starts."

Mrs. Dotson: "As Kelly said. I love you Grandpa."

Dante "Zoom, zoom Grandpa. Go fast!"

Kelly: "hee, hee."

  

Shawna: "Hi Everyone. It's really good to see you today. Which ever team you are cheering for I hope they win. Have a great week!".