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Showing posts with label Nathaniel Dotson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nathaniel Dotson. Show all posts

Sunday, June 11, 2017

Finally....

Ann: "HONEY!, I'M HEADED OUT NOW!"
Nathaniel: "I'm right here. Looks to me like you can't wait to get out of here."
Ann: "Huh, I feel like I have been sitting on the shelf, like forever! As Stacie would say. I hear there are new faces in the community. I haven't been able to catch up with Rita, Dana, Akira and the rest of the ladies."
Nathaniel: "I'm just saying. I could'nt even get some sugar before your left."
Ann: "I tried to give you kiss but when I said I was headed to Saks you turned your head."
Nathaniel: "Somehow you saying Saks and trying to give me some sugar didn't compute in my mind. My thoughts went straight to the expectant bill."
Ann: "Oh Honey, such little faith. I'm just looking. Rita and Akira are doing the shopping, not me. Im just ready to enjoy my dinner at the Cheesecake Factory."
Nathaniel: "Sure. sure. How long have we been married?"
Ann: "Whatever. As former President Obama would say, "Ann Out!"
Nathaniel: "Hello my friends! Notice she didn't say anything about bring me some dinner!? Dotsville has been going through some real life "stuff". Which exactly is what it is "stuff" We know God got our back and the "stuff" will pass!"  As my wife mention, we have had some new faces and hopefully we will be able to meet them soon. I must say, I'm glad to be back!"

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

A few things for Marta

Nathaniel: "Good Morning beautiful wife. Sounds like you are in the car."
Beauty: "Woof"
Ann: "Hey Hon, I am. We just left Joann Fabrics. I had to few more notions to pick up. How are you?"
Nathaniel: "Well let see..."
Ann: "Here we go Beauty."
Beauty: "woof."
Nathaniel: "I woke up this morning walked in the kitchen and there are clothes all over the place. So how am I suppose to make breakfast? That's all I'm saying."
Ann: "When did you need a lot of space for a bowl of cereal?
Nathaniel: "Maybe I wanted to cook a hot breakfast for you too."
Ann: "Don't move anything! I need to look over everything for Marta before I package them up."
Nathaniel: "I see. Well Marta is very lucky. I'm quite sure her kitchen isn't full of clothes."
Ann: "Don't touch anything!"
Beauty: "Woof!"
Nathaniel: "I'm not touching anything. There is a whole wardrobe in my kitchen. I'm just trying to eat something. Be quiet Beauty."
Ann: "Then make do, you have enough room. You know Barbie mother lives in Marta town, so why you tripping. She need clothes just like I do. You know Mattel changes things all the time."
Nathaniel: "I haven't touch a thing. I understand. I know all women deserve a great wardrobe and you are just the one to create them. I just wanted to eat."
Ann: "Yeah right! Even Beauty doesn't believe you. I'm going to stop by the doggie bark and then I will be home."
Nathaniel: "Ok, then cereal for two. Unless your bringing breakfast."
Ann: "How about I swing by and pick you up and we can have breakfast in the park."
Nathaniel: "That is why I love you. See you when you get here."
Beauty: "woooof, wwooof."
Ann: "I know Beauty. He so jealous we have a great time together."

Have a great week everybody!

***Marta I will be mailing your package out to you on Saturday. I hope you like everything.****

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Only him.

 
Nathaniel: "Is Beauty still outside?
Ann: "Yes, she is. She is waiting for you?"
Nathaniel: "Then she will be waiting, yes indeed. I'm not going out for no one. Not even her."
Ann: "Look at her, she seems to be having fun. Just waiting on you to come out and join her. You could clean the car off while you are out there."
Nathaniel: "I'm sorry. Did you say you didn't hear me. I'm not going outside. You know what today is right."
Ann: "Just look at her. Having all kinds of fun."
 
Nathaniel: "Proof she don't need me out there." 
Ann: "Your letting her down. Look at her, she looking for you. I think she calling you. Yup, that the sound."
 
Beauty: "woooofff, wwwoooofff.'
 
Nathaniel: "She just making noise, she'll be alright. Beside I got my snack tray going on now so that's that."
Ann: "Yes, you do. May I? I still say she want you out there."
Nathaniel: "Fat chance! Last time I checked she had plenty of food. We go plenty of food. The city is shut down. As Stacie would say, "We got a snow day, no need to worry about work."
Ann: "Wow, the kids card?"
 
Nathaniel: "Honey, don't forget to bring me a beer."
Ann: "No, my friends, I'm not even going to go there."
 
 
I hope everyone was able to cope with the weather they were having. It wasn't to bad for us but it was bad enough. Have a great week everyone.