A quick trip?

Ann: "Ok Rita, this doesn't look like the customer service area."
Rita: "I know, I'm just taking a quick look. I just like to check out the purses and shoes. You know just to see if anything peeks my interest."

Ann: "I see right now, we are going to be in Macy's longer than we should? I just want to "check" on the shower curtains. Nothing fancy, ya know."
Rita: "This is my favorite place to come and window shop. I'm impress by you anyway, holding back keeping yourself restrained. Your not even interested in looking at shoes."

Ann: "It just takes discipline. Let's just leave the shoes behind and head over to the Books-A-Million."
Rita: "I think your trying not to whip out that charge card, hee, heee. You seem a little antsy there."

Ann: "Not at all. I know how to restrain myself, hee, heee."
Rita: "Ohh, I see. Well, you know if we go this way will will pass your favorite department."
Ann: "I have no ideal what you mean."
Rita: "Riiggghhhttt. Let's go with that."

Ann: "Rita, I must tell you something."
Rita: "Sure, is something wrong? You're looking a little flushed."
Ann: "Weeelll....yes and I'm about to do something about that right now."

Rita: "Ok, what is it? Do I need to call Nathaniel?"
Ann: "This is Macy's and they are ALL my favorite departments. Yes, I'm giving in. Look those towels are 60% off and the comforter sets were 60% plus an additional 15% with your Macy's card.
Rita: "Oh, Wow!, your super vision read the sign too? Jeez, even I didn't know that.
Ann: "Stand back!, it about to go down."
Rita: "Don't blame me for your addiction, hee. hee."
Ann: "Whatever, hold my purse."

Courage, determination, pride...that's what little girls are made of.

-- Author Unknown