Since my favorite girl, Cara has been out of town on business and she finally had a chance to check in with her beau and parents. She happy Curtis will be around to help her dad with the "extreme makeover" her mother has planned. She has tried to call her parents twice and can only imagine what they have been up to.
Operator: "Yes, hello Miss. Dotson. What would you like?"
Cara: "Steak, medium rare with vegetables and herb garlic mash potatoes on the side, roll and ice cold Sprite."
Operator: "Ok, no problem. Would you like a dessert?"
Cara: "Sure, a beer sounds good".
Operator: "I'm sorry, did you say beer?"
Cara: "I'm sorry. I get my sense of humor from my dad, heehee. No thank you. I'll pass on the dessert."
Operator: "Oh ok. We will bring it right up."
Mrs. Dotson: "Hello Dear, I see you've called. We're outside enjoying the weather and taking Beauty for a walk. I didn't hear the phone ring."
Beauty: "Woof, Woof."
Mr. Dotson: "Talk about Beauty, talk about it."
Mr. Dotson: "Tell Babygirl she better not be calling for some extra spending money either. I told her to stay away from the casinos and I meant all three. Especially MGM Grand. After eating all that delicious food, she'll end up feeding the slot machine. Unless she goes to Greektown Casino, they do have alot of penny machines. That I don't mind, it's ok to waste a dollar or two."
Mrs. Dotson: I know you heard your father."
Ms. Dotson: "Sure Honey. Diamond stop by and brought the twins the other day. Oh Cara, they're just as cute as the can be. Miquel is busy one and he loves him some Beauty. I never realize that Madeline had a mole on her top lip either. Hold on Honey, let me send you a pic."
Mrs. Dotson: "With her dad. Crystal was meeting with the Jade to go over the restaurant decor. Hold on Honey, you father is saying something."
Mr. Dotson: "Good, girl. I knew it was worth it to teach you to speak."
Mrs. Dotson: "You know Cara, I'm going to find a job for your father. He is a little out of hand now that we are living the life of leisure. Wait a minute, honey."
Mr. Dotson: "Sweetheart, if she need for any additional spending money for gambling activies I don't have nothing to give to her. Tell her the she is out of luck. Even if she wants a nickel, hehhee."
Mrs. Dotson: "What was I thinking, I'm going to go find ME a job. Here talk to you daughter."
Beauty" "woooof, woooof".
Cara: "Hello??, Hello??, I'm still on the phone."
Mrs. Dotson: "Hold on Beauty, it only going to be a few more minutes, yes, that a good girl."
Cara: "Oh Daddy. I heard you say I'm cutting in on our time with Mom."
Mr. Dotson: "Well, Babygirl you are! I have to split my time between your mother and Beauty, hee hee."
Cara: "Alrighty then. I disagree with Mom. I think YOU need to find a job, hee, hee"
Mr. Dotson: "Hmmm, that would be a terrible thing. Why should I deprive your mother of looking at my handsome face everyday? It would make her sooo unhappy, heee, heee. You know my #1 lady would go crazy."
Mrs. Dotson: "No Nate, you have it twisted, Baby look again. RRRR, I'm a Cougar!."
Mr. Dotson: "Babygirl, Babygirl, did you hear that? She losing her mind already. Are you going to be in seminars all day, you know networking? If so find my a good carpenter and some good old fashioned working folks I can hire to finish your mother list. I know you brother will be helping out too. He already picked up the new porch chairs.
Cara: "That's good. I hear they have a great fabric warehouse here so I'm going to check and see what kind of fabric they have. Mom said wants to sew her own drapes."
Mr. Dotson: "Oh good, that will really help her out."
Cara: "Hold on Dad. My lunch is here. I don't have anymore seminars so I'm going to go sightsee and see what going on in Detroit. Hold on Dad. One momment please. Hello."
The dessert is compliment of Mr. Hawthorne. He says it is your favorite."
Attendent: "Bon Appetit, Madam."
Cara: "Dad, I just wanted to check in and see how you and Mom were doing. I'm going to enjoy my lunch and the view before I head out. Oh, Daddy this is such a beautiful hotel. It's located on the riverfront so I see the city as well as Canada. It's really nice."
Mr. Dotson: "Girl anything free is W-O-N-D-E-R-F-U-L, hee, hee. Send some pics when you get a chance. Be safe and have a good time. Bye."
Cara: "Love you both, bye."
Mr. Dotson:"Look, my love. It's a beautiful day and I just want to spend it with you."
Mrs. Dotson: "No Beauty, don't hate."
Mrs. Dotson: "Yes, lets. I want to order us a pizza and enjoy Superbowl XLVI."
Mr. Dotson: "That's why you are my #1 lady."