Rachel breaks the news.

Fashionista Nikki arrives.....

Rachel: "Hello you must be Nikki."
Nikki: "Yes, how are you?"
Rachel: "I'm good. I have been waiting on you for awhile."

Nikki: "Really? Are you going to be assisting me with my relocation. Let me tell you I hated being in that box!"

Rachel: "I can tell."

Rachel: "I see you have lots of friends."
Nikki: "Yes I do and we have a lot ot fun together too."
Rachel: "I know it hard when you are relocating and you have to leave them behind. It's always hard."
Nikki: "That's true but with all technology we have today, it easy to keep in touch."

Rachel: "Sweetie you do know why you are here, right?"
Nikki: "Yes, to paint the town!"

Rachel: "I think you better sit down."
Nikki: "OK. I won't paint the town but I will let the single men know I'm here."

Nikki: " HOLD UP!! I'M AM NOT GETTING IN THAT BOX!"

Sgt. Schultz: "Please calm down ma'am. This way please."

Nikki: "Rachel, Mrs. Clark check this out. Walking away."

Rachel: "Wait, you don't understand."

Sgt. Schultz: "Mrs. Clark, I knew by that dress she was going to be difficult."
Rachel: "Don't worry I got this. Her and that dress are going in THAT box."
Sgt. Schultz: "Good luck with that."

Rachel: "Chris, honey I need you help. We have a jumper."
Chris: "Mom, I don't want anything to do with that. You said you had it all worked out."
Rachel: "I do. I just didn't want it to get ugly. You know Kayla can't leave her post."
Chris: "How did I get involved."
Rachel: "Because you were here."
Chris: "Cheez."




A FEW MOMENTS LATER....

Chris: "Wow, you look great."
Rachel: "I do don't I. Told you I had it worked out."
Chris: "I hope the young lady understood it was for the greater good."
Rachel: "She understands now. Gosh, this is a great body. I can finally give you a big hug."
Chris: "That cold Mom, really cold."

Rachel: "I know it sound cold but I do deserve a new body. Don't be a hater!"

Chris: I'm just saying."

Rachel: "OK, so you were. Look we have an audience. Let's not be rude and introduce ourselves."

Rachel; " Hello, everyone. Sometimes things happen in Dotsville only Brini can explain. My name is Rachel Clark and this is my son Christopher Clark. I was formally Avon Lemon Lime Sorbet Barbie.  I wore a lemon lime two piece gown that was adorned with lemons. I came with a pair of shoes to match, hairbrush, yellow ring, lemon shaped earrings, doll stand as well as a little girl sized necklace to match."

Chris: "I was formally Mattel's Cali Steven with a natural curly afro that has some streaks from hanging out in the sun. I wore silver Bermuda shorts and a blue logo shirt. I am NOT articulated. My accessories included a bottle of suntan lotion, blue sunglasses and a cardboard surfboard. As an added bonus I smelled like coconut scented suntan lotion. I also wanted you to know that Sgt. Schultz is my girlfriend Kayla. She is Cara sister and Stacie mother.  She was formally Mattel's Boot Camp Barbie. I'm sure you will meet her soon as well as my sister Raven Simone."

Chris: "Hey don't go anywhere Darrin. Say hello."

Darrin: "Hi Everybody."

Chris: "Man, you can say more than that. Especially with all that talking you do with Raven."

Darrin: "My apologies. My name is Darrin Mitchell. I am current attending college on a basketball scholarship majoring in Sport Medicine. I was formally Mattel's Barbie S.I.S. Rocawear Darren. I wore dark blue jean with  a black and white "layered" shirt. It had long white sleeves with the appearance of a black polo over it. It featured the signature Rocawear log.  My shoes were black with red lace and white soles. I must say I was looking quite handsome.

Chris: "Dude, OK enough."

Darrin: "Hi Mrs. Clark."

Rachel: "Hello Darrin. Did my daughter work today?"

Darrin: "Yes and she is still at work. She wanted to come with me but I told her if you found out she  worked a half day and blew off the rest you would have her head."

Rachel: "That's why I like you. You are so respectful.  I love my daughter but she knows she has to replace the money she spent on spring break. I blame my husband. He gives her carte blanche. I can't have that."

Darrin: "I understand. My parents are the same way."